Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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