there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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