Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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