he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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