So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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