Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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