i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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