I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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