Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
the liver wants what the liver wants
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
