it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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