Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
the gays at disneyland are vicious
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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