thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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