I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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