They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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