For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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