Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I just gargled with NyQuil
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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