I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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