is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Thank you for not boning my boss.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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