Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize