:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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