That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
There are leaves in my underwear?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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