is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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