we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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