i don't like sucking hair
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
When are your genitals available?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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