Just look for the house with the beer knights.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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