It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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