And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm passing your future prison.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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