'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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