Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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