no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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