Can Purell be used as lube?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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