So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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