You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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