i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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