I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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