They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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