She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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