Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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