i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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