there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
We need to rekindle our bromance
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
