she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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