can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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