It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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