Well apparently he's into motor boating.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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