I don't think brook has ever known best
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize
