Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I haven't been this sober since birth.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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