I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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