O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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