real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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