The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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