I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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