who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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