I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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