So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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