and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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