he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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