If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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