I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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