marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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